Saturday, 18 July 2009

Tough economic times mean no more soft feet: Crocs go bankrupt

Peter Forsberg, the Al Bundy of Crocs,
says goodbye to another stable job.

Crocs are going out of business, finally!  Not only are Crocs the ugliest footwear to have ever existed, their virtually indestructible design made it unnecessary for customers to buy a second pair.

Now, if only regular people bought different coloured Crocs to match their every outfit like celebrities do, Crocs wouldn't be in all this mess.  In tribute to the fallen shoe company, we bring you some their greatest hits (or misses):

Brook Shields in her comfy Crocs and mumu combo.
I wonder if she will be wearing this hot pink number to the Emmy's?

The ever so classy Mr. Morgan Freeman looking swell in his 
Canadian tuxedo complete with Canadian made Crocs.

Jared Leto at a fashion show, glaming
it up in a pair of silver Crocs.

We like to poke fun because Crocs are so damn ugly, but while researching the brand we came across their list of 10 reasons to wear them:

1. Incredibly light and comfortable to wear (they weigh only ounces & even float!)
2. Made from a super soft material that molds to your feet.
3. Non-marking soles
4. Extremely slip resistant.
5. Anti-microbial means no odor. Say good-bye to smelly shoes.
6. Can be sterilized in bleach and H2O.
7. Easy to clean and renew to original luster.
8. Advanced toe box ventilation system keeps feet cool & dry while also allowing sand, air, water & debris to pass through.
9. Ergonomic Italian styling is the ultimate In orthopedic health.
10. They're cool! Get a grip.

Goddamnit! Now we secretly wonder what they would feel like on our feet.

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